Top 10 Reasons to Attend Feast '97

10. Meet and associate with fellow intellectuals.

9. Touch the rock-hard abs of the many incredible males specimens.

8. See relationships blossom.

7. Meet Bart Simpson.

6. Slip and Slide over Blob's world renown Rock Garden.

5. Meet a Victoria Secrets Model.

4. Hang out with future Rock Legends.

3. Hug a sweaty Steve.

2. Enjoy a smoke with the Kids.

1. See what happens when a Lycalattopus meets a Megasoreass.